Saturday 7 November 2009

Bristol's Sea Gull Population


Dear Bristol,


Are u pissed off with swaking sea gulls flying around everywhere shitting on everyone and everything. Its long overdue that these feathered cunts were exterminated ! There are clearly too many of them in Bristol and they are growing all the time. Like rats with wings they are a fucking pest and need to be dealt with. Preferably in a humane way ! Why doesn't this wanker council sort this mess out ? Could it be that they don't know what the fuck they are doing ? Probably, yes.


1 comment:

  1. Nah, gulls are ace. They're just exploiting us messy humans who leave our uneaten MacCrap food in the streets.

    That photo is a Great Black-backed gull which doesn't breed in Bristol city centre anyway.

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