Bristol's Sea Gull Population

Dear Bristol,

Are u pissed off with swaking sea gulls flying around everywhere shitting on everyone and everything. Its long overdue that these feathered cunts were exterminated ! There are clearly too many of them in Bristol and they are growing all the time. Like rats with wings they are a fucking pest and need to be dealt with. Preferably in a humane way ! Why doesn't this wanker council sort this mess out ? Could it be that they don't know what the fuck they are doing ? Probably, yes.

Government Numpties and War

Above: Tony Blair

It still amazes me the number of people in opinion polls that still think that the war in Iraq was the right thing to do! All these deaths and bombs have resulted in untold misery for all concerned and it pisses me off when government numpties come along and waffle on about the 'sacrifice' of our 'brave servicemen'. Don't these fuckin' cunts realise that it was their stupid decison to commit to the fuckin' war in the first place (sometimes without proper kit) and what do they care anyway. All these scroungers care about is themselves and how much fuckin' money they can get away with from yours truly the fuckin' taxpayer to spend on prostitutes and booze. Many of these wankers didn't even have the decency to vote against the decison in the first place. Instead they walked through the division lobbies like brain-dead zombies in favour of murder, death and destruction !

Above: Bob 'Captain Mainwaring' Ainsworth MP.

Anyway, If these idiots are so concerned about the war in Iraq and Afghanistan and the efforts of our brave servicemen why don't they fuck off out there with their teenagers and help with the war effort. And we should never forget the cunt that actually got us into this mess: Tony 'Jesus Christ' Blair. This fuckin' cunt deserves to be put up against a wall and shot ! However, in our lunatic imbecile system this fucking cunt is given the job of 'Middle East Envoy'. After slaughtering thousands of children in Iraq this prick is paid millions to waffle on about his exploits on the world stage and he sets up a faith foundation whilst his legacy in the UK is to condemn thousands of teenagers to crime and marginalisation with his crusade against anti-social behaviour for swigging a beer can and dragging on a fag outside the local pakistani owned off licence. Surely its this TWAT who deserves an Anti-Social Behaviour Order for his decison to kill millions of innocent children in Iraq.

The Chagossian Islanders

I am not sure if people in Bristol are aware of the so-called 'plight' of the chagos islanders who were fucked over by the British government like so many other 'ethnic minorities', 'foreigners' and 'savages'.

Anyway, these people lived happily on there little island in mauritius until some cunt decided that it was time to put a military base on Diego Garcia so that a load of fuckin yank soldiers could walk around with guns and aim missiles at Russians. So they forcibly removed these poor people from their Island for a load of army cunts. And Miliband, the Foreign Secretary dipstick welcomed the Lords ruling that they had no right to return. Anyway, he looks a bit like Ian Huntly the child rapist !